ON BEING A DEMOCRAT

VOTE TO STOP THE FREE SOCIETY AND SOCIALISM

SON:  Father, must I work to eat?

FATHER:  Oh, no my lucky son,  we are living now on Easy Street With dough from Washington.

We’ve left it up to Uncle Sam, now don’t get exorcised. Nobody has to give a wham we’ve all been subsidized.

SON:  But if Sam treats us all so well and feeds us milk and honey please tell me, Daddy, where o where he’s going to get the money?

FATHER:  Don’t worry, son, there ain’t no hitch in this here noble plan. He simply soaks the filthy rich and helps the common man.

SON:  But, Daddy, won’t there come a time, if we take all their cash, when they are left without a dime and things will go to smash?

FATHER:  My faith in you is shrinking, son, you nasty little brat. You do too much thinking, boy, to be a Democrat.

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